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2008-10-25 22:42:14
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Just want to share a very interesting article with everyone here. If you work full time, and seat in the office everyday, you know how much fun this is going to be. Enjoy then!
Phase 1 - New Recruit

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best !
Phase 2 - A couple of months into the job

You are listening to HOUSE music
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you coming or going anymore.
Phase 3 - Your team is understaffed and your boss needs more.. more .. more ..

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at month end.
Phase 4 - The days blur into each other

You are listening to Hip Hop
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking, and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase 5 - A year in

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
After more time passes, your e yes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like, as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!
Phase 6 - And finally you have been here a year

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out. You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you are even here in the first place.
Phase 1 - New Recruit

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best !
Phase 2 - A couple of months into the job

You are listening to HOUSE music
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you coming or going anymore.
Phase 3 - Your team is understaffed and your boss needs more.. more .. more ..

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at month end.
Phase 4 - The days blur into each other

You are listening to Hip Hop
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking, and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase 5 - A year in

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
After more time passes, your e yes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like, as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!
Phase 6 - And finally you have been here a year

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out. You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you are even here in the first place.