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Emily 5岁, Kevin 7岁.
(爸爸在看电视, Emily坐在旁边很忧郁)
Emily: I still don't know who to marry.
爸爸: ... ... ... 没关系, 你可以一直和我们住.
Emily: Forever?
爸爸: 永远.
Emily: Have you planned EVERYTHING?
爸爸: 噢~~~~ 都计划好了, 别担心。
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Kevin 7岁， Emily 5岁。
(妈妈在看韩剧李算)
妈妈：合着这里皇后是最坏的！
爸爸：嗯,不出所料。
Kevin: 谁？谁是最坏的？
Emily: 黄豆 !
爸爸/妈妈：？
Kevin: 什么是黄豆？
爸爸：Yellow bean...
Kevin：为什么yellow bean是最坏的?
爸爸: 不知道，No idea.
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Emily 5岁， Kevin 7岁
关于God和Santa
Emily: God builds everything.
妈妈: 有没有God还不知道呢.
Emily: 有！
妈妈: 在哪儿？
Emily: GOD is everywhere. He builds everything for us. Cars, Toys, Ice-creams...
妈妈: Really?
Emily: Oh yeah, last time we went to United States, when we cross the border...God was right there with Dad...
妈妈: （张着嘴说不出话来）
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(Emily五岁,在画画)
爸爸: (指着女孩胸前的两个绿圈圈) 这是什么？
Emily: 那个电视里...女孩都有的东西
爸爸: 嗯，你怎么没有？
Emily: 我的还不Big enough...
爸爸: 噢...(爸爸不敢再问，想转移话题)...那个灰色的小老鼠很可爱嘛！
Emily: 是小兔子!
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[size=13](Kevin6岁; 爸爸在上电脑看火箭队比赛)
Kevin: 爸爸(2声), Why can't I use the computer？
爸爸: 爸爸正看比赛呢...
Kevin: Is it Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady?
爸爸: Bingo.
Kevin: Is Houston Rockets the best team?
爸爸: 绝对的.
Kevin: I want to use the computer...I promise I only visit PBS KIDS DOT COM...
爸爸: (专注) 马上完了, 给我5分钟
Kevin: (慷慨) 5 minutes? How about 100 minutes?
爸爸: (打量傻瓜) 好吧!
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(K=Kevin,6岁; D=爸爸,在看电视)
K: Dad, I want to tell you something...It's very urgent.
D: 说--中--文--!
K: OK, I got it, I got it...你(阴平一声)好(阴平一声)...
D: 你到底想说什么?
K: OK, 那个呢, 妹妹她, 在Upstair的Wall上Draw了一个Picture!
D: What?! 
(一家人到Kevin的好友小J家做客. E=Emily,4岁; M=妈妈; G=小J的弟弟, 4岁, 习惯让妈妈打电话叫警察把他不喜欢的小朋友带走)
E: (满脸委屈+恐惧) 妈妈, 小G说要打电话叫警察, 把我和Kevin带走...
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